Part 1
By Cameron Mason
<Int. Headquarters of THE LONG HAIRED ONE. It looks like the courtroom set of TOATL.>
CAMERON: Oh yes. I'm in charge now. BWA HA HA!!
THE DOCTOR: No...
CAMERON: HA HA HA!!
THE DOCTOR: NO!
CAMERON: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THE DOCTOR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
<CAMERON stops laughing.>
THE DOCTOR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<EVERYONE looks at THE DOCTOR.>
CAMERON: Are you finished Doctor?
THE DOCTOR: Yes, sorry. Force of habit.
CAMERON: Right. Now, where to start...
<KEITH BROOKES comes up to CAMERON.>
KEITH: Err, Cameron...
CAMERON: Oh, yeah...
<CAMERON waves his hand. KEITH is now wearing clothes.>
KEITH: Thanks for that, but that wasn't what I was going to ask you.
CAMERON: Well, what is it then?
KEITH: Could you...
CAMERON: 'Could I...' what?
KEITH: Could you make Gang Warfare canon?
CAMERON: Well, yes I could. Which version of the story would you like to be made canon?
KEITH: Well... Can I think about this?
CAMERON: Yes. Now to find a way to fit both versions in.
<CAMERON starts typing at a CONSOLE.>
ADAM: Hey, if you control all that is canon, you can get rid of Lungb-
<ADAM RICHARDS disappears.>
CAMERON (muttering): Great! Now I've got to bring him back.
<In another part of the room PAUL_PIPPA, HTE TRASME and DAVID ROY are talking.>
PAUL_PIPPA: Some adventure this turned out to be!
HTE TRASME: We end up following everyone else's orders!
DAVID ROY: Do you reckon Cameron will let us go home?
PAUL_PIPPA: It wouldn't hurt to ask him.
HTE TRASME: Not now, he's busy. Maybe later.
DAVID ROY: Yeah, later.
<CONTROL AREA of room.>
CAMERON (muttering): Got him! Now to carefully, caaaaaaaarefully bring him back...
WDS: Your control of Whodom means that you could get rid Magrs' books, doesn't it?
CAMERON: Bugger! Lost him (Looks at WDS) Or have I?
<WILLIAM DECEMBER STARR and ADAM RICHARDS are partially merged together.>
CAMERON: Dammit people! Now see what happens when you distract me!
RAY C TATE: I'm glad I wasn't the one asking for Lungbarrow to be removed.
ADAM: How long am I gonna be left like this?
CAMERON: As long as I think you should be.
WDS: Shit! We'll be trapped forever!
CAMERON: Don't worry, it won't be for much longer, if you behave yourselves.
ADAM: Does that include dirty jokes?
CAMERON: Yes.
WDS: I'll never be my own person again!!
ADAM: Which person is that then?
WDS: ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!
<WDS starts hitting ADAM RICHARDS.>
ADAM: Ouch! You bitch!!!
WDS: Bugger: I FEEL PAIN!!!!!!
<ADAM bitchslaps WDS.>
WDS: Thank you!
ADAM: Why can't we both just get along?
WDS: Well we'll have to from now on until the "Great One" decides to separate us.
ADAM: Deal.
<WDS/ADAM waddles off.>
CAMERON: Hey Lance!
<LANCE PARKIN turns around.>
LANCE: What Cameron?
CAMERON: Where does The Infinity Doctors fit in to continuity?
LANCE: Ah, well, I can't tell you that...
CAMERON: Really? Well, now all you'll be able to tell the world now is to READ THE BURNING!!!!!
<CAMERON waves his hands violently.>
<LANCE has a wide-eyed stare and is drooling slightly.>
LANCE: Read The Burning, read The Burning, read The Burning...
CAMERON: BWA HA HA!!!!!!
<ALRYSSA walks over to THE DOCTOR.>
ALRYSSA: Urgh! I'm not feeling very well.
THE DOCTOR: Well you look fine, maybe it's just a stomach bug.
ARYSSA: BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
<ALRYSSA throws up.>
THE DOCTOR: Perhaps you should lie down.
ALRYSSA: No! I need to eat! Mmmm... chilli ice-cream...
THE DOCTOR: I should definitely examine you. Please lie down.
ALRYSSA: No, no wait! Hot dogs with jelly... tasty...
<THE DOCTOR feels ALRYSSA's BELLY.>
THE DOCTOR: You feel a little swollen in the stomach-
<THE DOCTOR feels something kick him.>
THE DOCTOR: Ouch! Shit!!!
ALRYSSA: What???
THE DOCTOR: Congratulations Alryssa: you're about to become a mother.
ALRYSSA: WHAT???!!! To who???!!!
THE DOCTOR: Judging by the way your pregnancy has progressed, I would say that I am the father.
ALRYSSA: YOU???!!!
THE DOCTOR: Remember, we did engage in intercourse.
ALRYSSA: But I thought our species were incompatible.
THE DOCTOR: Well Phillip Segal didn't think so...
ALRYSSA: Oh God...
THE DOCTOR: Our child will be born soon.
ALRYSSA: Oh bollocks!!!
<Another part of the room. THE AUTHORS have gathered together.>
LANCE: Read The Burning, read The Burning, read The Burning...
KATE: It's not right that one person should be in charge of all of Whodom!
<Murmurs of agreement from other authors.>
HELEN: We must do something!
<More murmurs of agreement.>
GARY: We must take back control! We must give back Doctor Who to the people who matter: the fans!
KATE: Well said Gary!
GARY: We must make The New Adventures no longer canon!!!!!
<Silence. Someone coughs.>
KATE: Not so well said Gary.
GARY: Oh, right.
DAVE: Let's all meet up outside this place tonight. Then we can plan our revolt.
<General murmurs of agreement.>
DANGERMOUSE: 9pm, in a corridor.
<More murmurs of agreement, and THE AUTHORS split up.>
<M.H STEVENS walks up to LAWRENCE MILES and PAUL CORNELL.>
STEVENS: Hey! You two! I want a word!
PAUL: Yes...
LAWRENCE: Well...
STEVENS: What the hell gives you the right to muck around with the Doctor?
LAWRENCE: The right that I was trying to set up a series of events to make the Doctor's life interesting.
PAUL: The right of being an author of an important book in the range.
STEVENS: Well I don't like it! Story arcs suck! Long live stand alone books!!!!!!!!
PAUL: Do you want to, or shall I?
LAWRENCE: Let's both do it!
<THEY turn on M H STEVENS.>
STEVENS: Shit!
<M H STEVENS turns to run.>
PAUL: Not this time Matey!
<LAWRENCE and PAUL grab M H STEVENS.>
STEVENS:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
<CAMERON looks up.>
CAMERON: What the fuck is going on???!!!
STEVENS: Miles and Cornell are trying to beat me up!
CAMERON: Right!
<CAMERON waves his HAND. M H STEVENS, LAWRENCE and PAUL disappear.>
MERLIN: Where are they?
CAMERON: Look.
<A SCREEN pops up in front of MERLIN.>
<ZOOM IN ON SCREEN.>
<Ext. AVALON. It is just after the end of The Shadows of Avalon.>
<EXT. QUEEN MAB's CASTLE.>
<PAUL, LAWRENCE and M H STEVENS appear.>
STEVENS: Where are we?
PAUL: Stop whinging. It looks like... Avalon?
LAWRENCE: You never know.
<THE BRIGADIER walks up to them. He is holding a RED ROSE.>
BRIGADIER: Hello, you must have ended up here as well.
PAUL: Not really. We were sent here by a powerful force.
BRIGADIER: Oh well. It's very peaceful here.
STEVENS: But you don't have to be here! Doris doesn't have to be dead!!
BRIGADIER: How dare you! I have finally gotten over my wife's death and now you decide to open up old wounds.
<He raises his HAND to strike M H STEVENS. MAB exits the CASTLE, followed by some WARRIORS.>
MAB: Alistair? A rose for me?
STEVENS: THIS PLACE SHOULDN'T EXIST!!!!!
MAB: What?! Warriors: attack!
<The WARRIORS rush towards M H STEVENS.>
STEVENS: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!
<HE runs off, pursued by the WARRIORS.>
MAB: Come on Alistair, show me this place.
PAUL: What place?
BRIGADIER: Well, we would know it as (He lowers his voice.) Cromer.
PAUL: CROMER!!!!!!
<PAUL starts to laugh.>
BRIGADIER: What's so funny?
PAUL: You.. ha... mistook an alien... hehehe... world for... hohoho... Cromer!!!
BRIGADIER: SHUT IT!
<THE BRIGADIER punched PAUL in the jaw.>
PAUL: You broke my jaw!
LAWRENCE: Unfortunately not. You can still talk.
MAB: Why don't you show me this place. I'd like to visit an "alien world".
<MAB flutters her EYELASHES at THE BRIGADIER seductively.>
BRIGADIER: Well, OK then.
<THE BRIGADIER and MAB walk off to the stables.>
PAUL: Ow! I guess we should try and get use to this place, shouldn't we?
LAWRENCE: Maybe not...
<PULL BACK to show MERLIN watching the SCREEN.>
MERLIN: So what does happen next?
CAMERON: Wait and see...
<CAMERON concentrates on his task.>
CAMERON: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
THE DOCTOR: What?
CAMERON: I have officially classified 100 000 BC as being a part of canon! One story down, hundreds to go!
ADRIAN TRIPOD: It's actually called 'An Unearthly Child'.
CAMERON: 100 000 BC, as recorded in the official documentation.
ADRIAN: AN UNEARTHLY CHILD!!!!!!!!
CAMERON: 100 000 BC!!!!!!!!
ADRIAN: AN UNEARTHLY CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAMERON: FINE!!!!!!! SEE WHAT THE NATIVES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!
<CAMERON waves his HAND very violently. ADRIAN disappears.>
CAMERON: Merlin, if you don't mind?
<ZOOM in on the SCREEN.>
<EXT. EARTH. STONE AGE.>
<The TRIBE OF GUM are throwing SPEARS at the disappearing TARDIS. They give up.>
<ADRIAN appears on the spot where the TARDIS was.>
ADRIAN: What?
ZA: Another messenger from Orb! Kill him!!!!!
<The TRIBE start throwing spears at ADRIAN.>
ADRIAN: Bugger!
<ADRIAN runs. The TRIBE follows.>
<ZOOM out from the SCREEN.>
MERLIN: What did you do that for???
CAMERON: Now I have a dilemma: Serial B is actually called The Mutants, the same name as Serial NNN. Should I alter history so that serial B was always known as The Daleks?
DAVID: You can do that?
CAMERON: Now I can.
<CAMERON waves his hand.>
<The following text appears on the screen.>
HISTORY ALTERED:
SERIAL B NOW KNOWN AS THE DALEKS
CONTINUE ALTERING CANON?
Y/N
CAMERON: Yes!
MERLIN: But what's happening to Adrian??
CAMERON: Take a look.
<ZOOM in on SCREEN.>
<EXT. STONE AGE EARTH.>
<ADRIAN is running.>
ADRIAN: They're right behind me!
<THE LANDSCAPE changes. ADRIAN is now in THE DALEK CITY, as seen in THE DALEKS.>
ADRIAN: Where am I?
<ADRIAN enters THE CITY.>
ADRIAN: This place looks awfully familiar...
<ADRIAN sees a DALEK.>
ARIAN: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
<THE DALEK doesn't react.>
ADRIAN: Phew. The Daleks have been deactivated.
<ADRIAN comes across the ELEVATOR.>
ADRIAN: Going down, I think.
<ADRIAN enters the ELEVATOR.>
ADRIAN (Pressing BUTTON): I wonder what's on the bottom level?
<THE ELEVATOR moves down the SHAFT.>
<INT DALEK CITY. BOTTOM LEVEL.>
<THE ELEVATOR reaches the bottom.>
ADRIAN: Here we are.
<ADRIAN exits the ELEVATOR.>
ADRIAN: Nothing much down here.
<ADRIAN spots something up ahead.>
ADRIAN: What's this?
<ADRIAN sees a WALL of RUBBLE, which has been wired up with EXPLOSIVES.>
ADRIAN: Boring! Bet it will make a big bang though!
<ADRIAN presses the PLUNGER.>
ADRIAN: Here we go!
<THE WALL of RUBBLE explodes.>
ADRIAN: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
<A SHAPE can be seen through the smoke.>
ADRIAN: What's that?
<THE SHAPE is a DALEK. A live DALEK.>
DALEK: AT LAST WE ARE FREE OF THE BUN-KER. NOW WE CAN BE-GIN OUR CON-QUEST OF THE U-NI-VERSE!!!!!
ADRIAN: Bollocks...
<ADRIAN turns to run.>
DALEK: HALT! OR I WILL EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOU!!!!!!!!
ADRIAN: Oh shit...
<ADRIAN runs.>
DALEK: EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!!
<The DALEK fires. A CLICKING noise is heard.>
DALEK: BUG-GER. I FOR-GOT TO RE-CHARGE MY GUN-STICK. I WILL BE BACK WITH THE REST OF THE SU-PREME RACE OF THE U-NI-VERSE!!!!!
<ADRIAN runs, and gets into the ELEVATOR.>
<THE ELEVATOR moves up the SHAFT.>
<INT DALEK CITY. GROUND LEVEL.>
ADRIAN: Bugger! I unleashed the entombed Daleks!
<ADRIAN looks around and sees move EXPLOSIVES.>
ADRIAN: Not for much longer.
<ADRIAN fills the ELEVATOR and the SHAFT with EXPLOSIVES.>
DALEK (OOV): BUG-GER WHERE HAS THE HU-MAN BE-ING GONE!!!!!
ADRIAN: Eat metal!!!
<ADRIAN presses the PLUNGER. THE SHAFT explodes, and collapses in on itself.>
ADRIAN: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DALEK (OOV): DAMN-IT! THE HU-MAN HAS BLOWN UP THE SHAFT!!!!!!!! WE MUST FIND A-NOTH-ER EL-E-VA-TOR SHAFT!!!!!!!!!!
ADRIAN: Oh, bugger!
<ADRIAN runs.>
<ZOOM out of SCREEN.>
CAMERON: Right! That's The Daleks sorted out. Now to tackle Inside the Spaceship.
MERLIN: Edge of-
CAMERON: Ah, ah, ahhhhhhhh, remember what happened to Adrian...
MERLIN: Right.
<Meanwhile, in another part of the room...>
<KATE, JON, DANGERMOUSE and CRAIG have gathered.>
KATE: I don't think Gary has our intentions at heart.
CRAIG: You mean he wants to take control of this place for himself?
DM: Yes!
JON: We must destroy this place, reverse the damage that has been done!
CRAIG: But how?
JON: I have a plan...
DM: Well, go on...
JON: This place is run by computer...
CRAIG: So?
JON: I work with computers, now what I plan to do is...
<JON gathers KATE, CRAIG and DM into a huddle and starts whispering.>
KATE: That could work.
DM: And if all else fails, install Windows 95 onto the computer.
JON: Let's leave that as a backup plan, PLEASE!
<The camera pans across to KEITH BROOKES and the WEEVIL NIBLETS.>
KEITH: What am I to do?
LWN: What's wrong master?
KEITH: Cameron's gonna make Gang Warfare canon, but I don't know which version!
<DM comes up to KEITH.>
DM: Hey Keith.
KEITH: Hi DM.
DM: Keith, do you still have that plot device?
KEITH: Yup.
DM: Can I have it?
KEITH: Yeah, sure.
<KEITH gives DM the PLOT DEVICE, which is still in the form of the BONNIE LANGFORD DOLL.>
DM: Thanks.
<DM looks at the device, which morphs into a CD containing WINDOWS 95.>
DM: That's plan 4Z taken care of.
<DM walks off.>
<The camera pans back to MERLIN.>
MERLIN: What's happened to Adrian now?
CAMERON: Watch.
<ZOOM in on the SCREEN.>
<Int. The TARDIS. A corridor.>
ADRIAN: I'm beginning to see a pattern here...
<The lights go out in the corridor, and the temperature drops.>
ADRIAN: Bugger!
<ADRIAN starts running down the corridor, trying to keep warm.>
<ZOOM out.>
MERLIN: You aren't just gonna leave him there, are you?
CAMERON: Hmmm...
MERLIN: What????
CAMERON: OK, OK, I'll move on to Marco Polo shall I?
<ZOOM in on the SCREEN.>
<Int. KUBLAI KHAN's Palace. KHAN, PING-CHO and MACRO POLO have just watched THE TARDIS depart.>
POLO: (shaking his head) No, my lord. They would not believe half the things that I have seen in Cathay.
<POLO pauses to reflect on the DOCTOR and his group.>
But what is the truth? I wonder where they are now ... the past or the future?
<ADRIAN appears where the TARDIS has just left from.>
ADRIAN: What?
KHAN: They have sent us someone to entertain us!
POLO: Truly they are great people!
PING-CHO: He's not a patch on Susan though.
ADRIAN: What do you want me to do?
KHAN: Do? Nothing at the moment. Relax! You are a friend of the travellers, you are my guest!
ADRIAN: Cool...
<ADRIAN rubs his hands in glee.>
<ZOOM out.>
CAMERON: He looks happy. I think it's time we see what Shagger and Mad Larry are up to, don't you?
<CAMERON waves his hand.>
<The image on the SCREEN changes.>
<Int. MAB's CASTLE.>
LAWRENCE: So this is your story. I don't like it.
PAUL: it's after my story. What happens now is up to the characters.
LAWRENCE: But someone has to be writing this!
PAUL: Who?
LAWRENCE: Cameron.
PAUL: He chucked us in here, it must be him!
LAWRENCE: No. I think I've worked it out!
PAUL: Go on then...
LAWRENCE: The FANWANK universe must all Doctor Who stories stored in it. We have been thrown into the end of your story, with the computer simulating the characters, based on the information on the characters in the books.
PAUL: Damn that's clever.
<ZOOM out.>
CAMERON: Damn he's clever. Let's see how he reacts to this situation!
<ZOOM in on the SCREEN.>
<Int. QUEEN MAB's CASTLE. A DOOR appears in front of the two hacks - I mean authors.>
PAUL: I never wrote this door into my story!
LAWRENCE: Maybe it's the way out of this place?
PAUL: Can't hurt to try it.
<PAUL opens the door and he and LAWRENCE walk through it.>
<THEY emerge on GALLIFREY, in the middle of The Ancestor Cell.>
LAWRENCE: Crap! We've ended up in crap!
PAUL: What?
LAWRENCE: We are in the shit that was written to write of my brilliant ideas!
PAUL: Aw crap!
LAWRENCE: YOU BASTARDS, STEVE, PETER! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS ONE DAY!!!!!!
PAUL: Don't yell! Someone might hear you!
<A RUMBLING SOUND is heard.>
LAWRENCE: What the cruk was that?
PAUL: It must be the end of the book.
LAWRENCE: I'm gonna die on Gallifrey, with you!
PAUL: You think I'm happy?
LAWRENCE: No, of course not.
<TWO AGENTS of FACTION PARADOX appear.>
LAWRENCE: Yay! We're saved.
AGENT#1: What is your bidding, Grandfather?
LAWRENCE: Take us back to the real world.
AGENT#2: As you wish, Grandfather.
<THEY vanish.>
<SPACE. GALLIFREY is in the foreground, with the EDIFICE.>
<THE EDIFICE fires on GALLIFREY. GALLIFREY EXPLODES.>
<ZOOM out of the SCREEN.>
CAMERON: No fair! They got away!
MERLIN: Ha ha! Not so high and mighty now, are we!
CAMERON: THAT'S IT!
<CAMERON waves his hand violently.>
<MERLIN disappears.>
CAMERON: Oh no you don't 'Mad Larry'!
<CAMERON concentrates.>
<A void between dimensions.>
<ZOOM in on the AGENTS, LAWRENCE and PAUL, flying through the void.>
LAWRENCE: By Paul!
PAUL: Wha-
<PAUL disappears.>
AGENT#1: Did that please you Grandfather?
LAWRENCE: Hell yes!
<THEY vanish from the void.>
<Ext. DELLAH.>
<LAWRENCE, THE FACTION PARADOX AGENTS and PAUL appear.>
PAUL: Oh God...
<A FERUTU comes up to them.>
FERUTU: You rang?
LAWRENCE: Yes. We are weak willed humans looking to join a cult.
FERUTU: Great. Welcome to the cult of Bollox.
PAUL: What do we do?
FERUTU: You put underpants on your head and yell out "wibble" every night.
LAWRENCE: Anything else?
FERUTU: Yes. Submit your will to me!
PAUL: Er, no!
FERUTU: Fine! Off to jail with you!
<THE FERUTU emits a BEAM which surrounds THE AGENTS, LAWRENCE and PAUL.>
<THE FERUTU walks off, dragging THE AGENTS, LAWRENCE and PAUL behind him.>
<ZOOM out of the SCREEN.>
CAMERON: HA! You will never escape me Mad Larry, despite being Grandfather Paradox!
THE DOCTOR: He can't hear you!
CAMERON: If I switch on the microphone he will!
THE DOCTOR: So, what have you got planned for me then?
CAMERON: First I sort out canon, then we discuss evil plans.
<ALRYSSA walks up to them. She is very pregnant.>
ALRYSSA: Can we hurry it up, I'm about to give birth here!
CAMERON: It's your fault!
ALRYSSA: My fault! It's the Doctor's fault! Why does he have to be sooooo yummy!
THE DOCTOR: I can't help it!
ALRYSSA: How can I stay mad at you?
THE DOCTOR: With great difficulty?
ALRYSSA: Yup! Now, how do I explain this to Tom?
THE DOCTOR: Tom who?
CAMERON: Very funnnnnnnnny!
ALRYSSA: My poor husband Tom. Why isn't he here?
CAMERON: He was out when I got you, remember.
ALRYSSA: Oh, yeah.
THE DOCTOR: So how goes sorting out my life?
CAMERON: It is a very hard task. Fortunately, this place prevents aging.
THE DOCTOR: No it doesn't.
<CAMERON presses a few controls.>
CAMERON: It does now.
THE DOCTOR: Good, but now Alryssa will stay nine months pregnant!
ALRYSSA: Not any more!
<SHE lies on the ground.>
THE DOCTOR: What's wrong?
<HE rushes over to ALRYSSA, and crouches down.>
ALRYSSA: My water's have broken! I'm about to give birth to your baby!
KACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
CREDITS (In order of appearance)
CAMERON MASON
THE DOCTOR
Paul McGann
KEITH BROOKES
ADAM RICHARDS
PAUL_PIPPA
HTE TRASME
DAVID ROY
WILLIAM DECEMBER STARR
RAY C TATE
LANCE PARKIN
ALRYSSA KELLY
THE AUTHORS
Kate Orman
Jonathan Blum
Lance Parkin
Craig Hinton
Guy Clapperton
Helen Fayle
Daniel O'Mahony
Daniel Blythe
Paul Cornell
Dave Stone
David A. McIntee
Gary Russell
Lawrence Miles
Peter Anghelides
Keith Topping
M H STEVENS
MERLIN THE TIME TRAVELLER
THE BRIGADIER
Nicholas Courtney
QUEEN MAB
Nicole Kidman
WARRIORS
Warrior extras from Braveheart
ADRIAN TRIPOD
ZA
Derek Newark
THE TRIBE OF GUM
The cavemen extras from 100 000 BC
DAVID J HOWE
DALEK
John Scott Martin
DALEK VOICE
Roy Skelton
LEAD WEEVIL NIBLET
Eric Roberts
WEEVIL NIBLETS
CGI
MARCO POLO
Mark Eden
PING-CHO
Zienia Merton
KUBLAI KHAN
Martin Miller
AGENT#1
Hugh Grant
AGENT#2
Elizabeth Hurly
FERUTU
Peter Davison
SPECIAL EFFECTS BY:
Mike Tucker
DIRECTED BY:
Chris Clough
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