From: Chris Cwej Subject: Adrics: Sexiest Poster Date: Wednesday, 10 May 2000 8:58 (Cwej, dressed in a tight fitting tux, bounds onto the stage and grins goofily. The audience bursts into laughter. Not expecting this, Cwej blushes, looks down and away from the audience and sees his flies are open and that the audience can see right through to his Daffy Duck boxer shorts. Cwej turns away, adjusts himself then faces the audience once more, blushing deeply) CWEJ: (High pitched with nerves) And now (coughs slightly and his voice drops to normal) And now for the sexiest poster. Please believe me when I say that I've researched this thoroughly... HECKLER: Probably why your flies are undone! (Cwej waits till the laughter dies) CWEJ: And can I just say that anyone who's seen the Rogues Gallery will know how hard it gets when you're trying to choose a winner. The lengths some people go to, even risking humiliation by putting things up in the Rogues Gallery. However, to the best of my knowledge, tonight's winner has never so much as flashed his digitals in the gallery nor sent us stunning shots in his sig. Before I get onto the winner's name, I'd like to mention some of the sexiest people I know. However, as they don't post to rec.arts.drwho I'll just stick to the honorable mentions! Gillian Walker Adam Richards Helen Fayle Susannah Tiller Erin Tumilty Gareth Thomas Keith Brookes Sue/PVC Diva Ben Woodhams Alan S. Wales Karen Inskip Meddling Mick and Simon Jerram (applause from the audience) And now, the top shots. Tied in third are Snarky and Innocet! There now follows a short pause whilst I leave you to imagine Snarky and Innocet tied up together ;-)) Second runner up is the stunning Mags Halliday! I would, at this point, like to point out that the prize for winning is to appear naked in a Who magazine of your choice (We see the VERY relieved looking faces of those who've not won) First runner up is......Nyctolops I would, at this point, like to point out that the prize for first runner up is to appear naked in TWO Who magazines of your choice (Close up on Nyctolops turning red) And now, onto the winner (Pulls out an envelope from his pocket, goes to open it then stops to read the label) "Please note that by opening this envelope you're confirming that you're over 18 (21 in some areas) and don't mind viewing material of an adult nature" (Cwej's face lights up and he tears open the envelope. A "centrefold spread" unfurls and Cwej's face lights up even more) CHARLES DANIELS!!!!!!!!