From: Cameron Mason <masomika@mpx.com.au>
Subject: Adrics 2000 - Best Reviewer on RADW
Date: Friday, 19 May 2000 20:46

<Most of RADW are in various states of drunkeness. An Eagle Lectern
appears on stage. From the side of the stage appears a figure in a
school uniform (not Romana's). He reaches the eagle lectern>

Cameron Mason(smiling): Ahem...

<The crowd quietens down>

Voice in the crowd: Your covers are crap!

<Still smiling, Cameron picks up a flame thrower and toasts the voice>

Cameron: Now as I was saying-

<A puff of smoke appears on stage>

The Inquisitor: Just to let you all know, the Cardinals (Fang, Chandler
& Zorak) and myself are preparing to unleash on you all a new wave of
questioning from the Fannish Inquisition, with a lot of new tortures,
including, the Canoniser!

<The Inquisitor disappears>

Cameron: As I was saying, I am here to present the award for best
reviewer. Now the best reviewer should post a review(s) that is
thought provoking, informative and, above all, slightly controvertial,
much like my review of Divided Loyalties.

Keith Brookes: ARSE!!!

Cameron Mason: Oh Keith...

<On the video screen flashes up the following sequence of images:
A pile of books about to fall on Gary Russell, Cameron eating a copy of
Divided Loyalties, Cameron burning a copy of Divided Loyalties, and,
Cameron wearing Ace's Battle Suit>

Keith(panicing): I'll be good!

Cameron: Now back to the ceremony. Honourable Mentions must go to the
following reviewers:
                   Sean Gaffney
                   Orinoco
                   Matt Michael
                   Adam Richards
Congratulations.

Third runner up is: Steve Day

Second runner up is: Ray C. Tate

There is a tie for first runner up between:
                     Robert Smith? and Arthur Banana
Congratulations must go to all our wonderful Honourable Mentions, and
runners up.

And now RADW's reviewer of the year:

<Cameron opens the envelope. He looks at it, turns it upsidedown, then
flips the page over, finally he scratches his head>

Cameron: WCN

<Cameron's Weevil Niblet bounds on stage. he takes the envelope from
Cameron, He looks at it, turns it upsidedown, then flips the page over,
 swallows it and hiccups. He then whispers in Cameron's ear>

Cameron: RADW's reviewer of the year is: Finn Clark!! Congratulations!!

<CWN flies out into the crowd to bring Finn on stage to make his
acceptance speech. Cameron leaves the stage. As he does so, someone
else yells out at him about how crap his covers are. Cameron pulls out
 another flame thrower and torches the person. The Eagle Lectern fades
away. CWN returns to the stage with Finn>

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