From: The Doctor Subject: Re: ADRICS: Poster of the Year Date: Wednesday, 10 May 2000 13:36 In article <3918D4ED.7A5D5901@home.com>, Snarky! wrote: >"Snarky!" wrote: >> "R.J. Smith" wrote: >> > >> > In brief: Four fine entries in the award, but it all comes together at the >> > end with a worthy winner. >> > >> > Spoilers follow. >> > >[snip] >> > >> > At the end of the day, despite a worthy selection of reviews contained >> > herein, the award ceremony is defined by the quality of the >> > winner. That's a scary position to be in sometimes, especially if the >> > winner is one of those posters who has a desperate yearning to take on >> > the entire newsgroup. A sense of single-mindedness and sheer force of >> > thought can only benefit such a winner. Varying between the uproariously >> > funny quotefile-including MST3K parodies and single-minded juggernaut-like >> > treatises on the nature of canonicity, this year's thoroughly deserving >> > winner takes no prisoners, laughs in the face of danger and is never >> > anything less than entertaining. >> > >> > So, at the end of the day, I can only recommend Ray C. Tate's "Pick of the >> > Brown Bag" for this years' ADRIC award for the Best Reviews in >> > radw. Congratulations! >> >> And thank you, Robert! If Ray would care to accept on behalf of his >> Brown Bag....? > >Ladies, gentlemen, and Sontaran potato-heads, Ray Tate's Pick of the >Brown Bag, Best Reviews in RADW! Now, the presenter of our next award is >this newsgroup's whole raison d'être, without whom we would have nothing >to discuss -- indeed, without him, would we even *have* an ng?? -- so >without further ado, I give you -- The Doctor!!! > QUOTEFILE!!! The background sounds fills with the Arsenal Fan Theme and The Doctor goes "Arsenal to WIN UEFA Cup!!!" Walks in Hartnell digs carrying athe Head of Bill Gates under left Shoulder and tauting and Uzi with Adric in Right hand. The Audience looking perplexes as I have Rage in my eyes!! "Right you buggers! I just had a fight with a Win Modem" Slams Gates head to the floor watching it shatter into 1 000 000 000 pieces and continues to say " I tought I saw a Telus Canada exec" See the CEO of Telus in the Audience and shoot 500 rounds rapid turing that person in a corpse. "Anyone wants to triffle with me?" The audience is now fixated!! "Snarky old bugger thanks for the great intro! "You do well to follow me. "Right now we honour the Poster of the Year" Put Adric down gently on the podium. Breaks the seal on the scroll. "So We have as follows: "Way too many honourable mentions. " For number 5 we have: Finn Clark, Dangermouse (The Bar tender), R J Smith? and Orinoco , the Wobbling Flower!! " For number 4 we have: Imran Inayat!! " For Number 3 we have: Steve Roberts and Snarky. "Pause: Snarky and I have agreed to dominate r.a.dw discussion BWA!HAHAHA!!! "For Number 2 we have: Lance PArkins. "And the big winners are IT'S A BLODDY TIE!!!!! Charles "Chuckles" Daniels and Nyctolops!! " Good things the Head of Bill Gates had the other Adrics. " I here your thems. Come on up and make your speeches CD and Ny" The crowd give a warm applause to our winners. -- God Queen and Country Member - Liberal International Never Satan President and Republic This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca Society MUST be saved! Republics must dissolve. HEy Hey USA - call for a referendum to dissolve your nation and dissolve