From: Mistress Janeway Subject: ADRIC Awards, Hunk of the Year Date: Thursday, 11 May 2000 1:54 [The party is in full swing. lots of people talking, laughing and aiming flame-thwoers at each other. Mistress Janeway, dressed in a lower-cut version of a Starfleet dress uniform, steps on the stage and clears her throat] May I have your attention please? [No response from the noisy crowd] May I have your attention please?! [Still the crowd ignore her. So she takes out a whip and starts cracking it at random people near the stage] SILENCE! I'M PRESENTING AN AWARD HERE!!!!! Ahem. Now, the compatition has been fierce, and it wouldn't be fair not to mention those who came so very close. So, homourable mentions go to: 1. Gary Gillatt 2. Lance Parkin 3. Steve Roberts 4. Dangermouse 5. Craig Hinton Next, the second runner up: It's a tie between Finn Fang Foom and Ed Jefferson Now, our first runner up: Another tie, this time between Chris Cwej and Ben Woodhams And now, the moment you have all been waiting for, the winner of the ADRIC Awards Hunk of the year is: [drumroll] Charles Daniels!!!!!!! Congratulations. The prize is a weeks worth of holosuite tokens (only redeemable at Quarks Bar, Deep Space Nine) -- Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard There's shadows searching in the night Streetlight people, living just to find emotion Hiding somewhere in the night.