From: Dangermouse Subject: Re: ADRICS: The Chris Heer Award Date: Friday, 12 May 2000 7:31 John Hutton wrote > [Scene shifts to back of auditorium] > > An unruly mob wearing dark sunglassess and jet-black trenchcoats (and > matching "Beards of Evil") starts mumbling to themselves. The group is > obviously plastered out of their minds. The only splash of colour on > them is their bright white button that read "Bring back the Mouse". > > They are respectively silent during the naming of the finalists (though > some hissing can be heard when Paul's name is mentioned). Finally when > David is announced as the winner, a chant starts building up... > > "Dan-ger-mouse" > > "DAN-ger-mouse" > > "DAN-GER-mouse" > > "DAN-GER-MOUSE" > > "DAN-GER-MOUSE!!!" > > Suddenly, the band starts playing the themes from John Woo's most > violent flicks and mob goes crazy. Several fights break out in the > back before the mob decides to leave the auditorium. Police sirens > can be heard in the distance as the sounds of gunfire and general mayhem > arupt in the surrounding neighborhoods.... > > > As people turn on the sets to see the news coverage of the riots on the > telly, a lone person in the background is heard to comment: > > "Just imagine what would have happened if Dangermouse LOST" INT. CENTAURI SHUTTLE. Mollari and DM watch the chaos on screen. DM: Excellent work, Ambassador. I trust your associates are ready to offer the inevitable "assistance" in the restoration of public order? DM buttons up his shirt, as a Penfold attaches itself to Mollari's shoulder... FADE OUT as we hear a low, malevolent chuckle.