From: The Doctor Subject: Re: ADRICs 2000 : Most Bizarre Poster Award Date: Thursday, 18 May 2000 4:26 In article <20000517140511.07799.00000131@nso-md.aol.com>, Ed Jefferson wrote: >shouting something about freedom and adding up. A figure staggers on stage, >brushes down his jacket and starts to search through his pockets.> > >Ed: Now, now, everyone, you know the rules. No-one leaves until this is over. >However long it bloody well takes > > > >Ed: Now, I'm here to present, urm, an award? > >Snarky: The Snarky Award For the Most Bizarre >Poster! > >Ed: Oh, yes. envelope. Looks up, smiles> > >Ed: Ok, the Snarky Award For the Most Bizarre Poster, wasn't it? > >Crowd: GET ON WITH IT!!! > >Ed: Righto . Ok, honourable mentions to these people. list. frowns.> Bloody hell, you lot started drinking before the first round! > >MH Stevens: I've told you, before, I *don't* drink. Oh and by the way, >INTERFERENCE MUST BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN. > >Ed: Oh dear, that's the second time I've made him do that... >In reverse order, the dishonourable mentions go to Zygon Curry, Gillian Walker, >Bulldog, PMount7920, Dangermouse(?!?!?), Bernice Tomka, Kelly Robinson, Keith >Brookes, Meddling Mick (again ?!?!?), Andrew O'Day, Adam Richards, Finn Clark, >Pope Maddogg, (The Rev.) Billy Thompson, MH Stevens, Azaxyr, Ed Jefferson >(you're all bastards), and last but not least (obviously, it's in reverse >order!) Ronnie Clark. > > > >Ed: Ok, so let's get on the nominees. If you'll all look to the very expensive >and worthwhile 2 mile wide Sony Holographic Imaging system above us, let's have >some clips... > >Ok, first up is J2Rider aka Jerazk aka my beautiful wife. > > > >Ed: ****! Keith, you'll have to turn it on. > >Keith: But it's high, I'm afraid! > >Ed: And next up, we have a photo of Keith and a Dalek that I downloaded from >his computer... > > > >Ed: Ok, here's a classic J2Rider moment, funnily enough, bashing me: > >"No, I didn't admit I was thick. Just that I am a thick poster. It's hard to >tack me to a wall. Hee Hee. Ed Jefferson go take a hike and try to spell your >name right as you do. Heehee. LD? ED? ED, emotinally disturbed. That's it. It's >not his name, it's what he is! Gotit! Hey, you, he blew it. He Blew it. I bet >he blew it in South Croydon too." > > > >Ed: Next, everyone's favourite McCoy Basher, it's DBurns6554 aka DBurns6553 aka >DBurns6552 etc. etc. I doubt anyone's ,missed his ranting, though he's become >more subdued lately, and seems much nicer for it. Here's a good example of him >in his prime though: > >">It only suvived as long as it did >>after '86 because of McCoy. > >I do not recommend mixing alcohol with drugs. The result can be fatal if you >take too much of them." > >Ed: Now, a radw fave, it's Yads, or 'The Doctor', as he worryingly chooses to >be known as. Hey!! This shows you how to make a killfile useless. It is also a sysadmin defense. > >Subject: Attention Scots > >"You opinions on: > >Jamie MacCrimmon as a real Scots > >and > >Syl McCoy as a real Sctosman. >-- >God Queen and Country Member - Liberal International >Never Satan President and Republic This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca Ici >doctor@nl2k.ab.ca >Society MUST be saved! Republics must dissolve. >Republics, call for a vote of dissolution and dissolve!" > >Ed: Next up is, the one, the only, THE Snarky! > >"Cuddles wrote: >> >> His Infernal Maleficence, Charles Daniels, writes: >> >> >Yes! Please Cuddles! Forgive him! It's just pathetic! >> >> Yes, *it* is pathetic, whatever *it* may be. > >He means my bashing you over the head about eight or nine times -- I >forget how many times I did it, exactly -- >in the thread where you failed to capitalize the letter -h- >in *Hindu*. Well, I >*had* to punish you -- the Demon Prince of Lust and I had a deal >going... Anyroad, forgive me? >Pleeeeeeaassse? I promise I'll *try* not to do it again > >-- >Hail Eris! >Snarky, loud and queer Demon of Mockery >Organisation: Snarks of AErisia Department: Infernal Liaison/petty >squabbling/confusion/dark humour Job title: Mockery Demon >Address:#5-666 Pandemonium Lane, Pt. Confusion, Discordia, Chaos 00666!" > >And last, but never least is Chazzy D: > >"Keith Brookes wrote: >> Charles Daniels wrote in message >> Or the next blockbuster: >> >> "Here's a Script I Wrote While Sitting on the Can In Five Minutes" >> >> Pauly Shore says bu-udy a lot, and Carrot Top makes a lot of ****ty jokes >> that no one cares about. > >Ohh yeah, you're reamking a classic! Hey I had this idea... >Carrot Top comes to the big screen in America to play...DOCTOR WHO! > >"Well I always loved the 3rd Doctor with his wacky gadgets, so I'm going >to do Doctor Who JUST LIKE Pertwee! I even made my first device! It's >an automatic spanking machine!"" > > > >Ed: And now, the runners up: > >DBurns is the fifth most bizarre poster on this ng. > >Charles Daniels, J2Rider, and Snarky are all equally bizarre, but nothing >compared to our winner... > >You've guessed it, the winner, by a landslide is Yads! > > > >Care to collect your pri... You bastards... > >MH Stevens: BWA HA HA HA HA HA, INTERFERENCE MUST BURN! > >(no offense Mark, honest...) Disables Stevens Using UZI!! Speech: What a second rate prize!! With the daily abuse of Web Server maintenance, News Server Maintenance, FTP Server Maintenance, and Mail and DNS Maintenance, I would like to thanks all flamers here for giving me a BAD temper!! In order to be respectable, you must STOP SWEARING!! And Snarky, you are a GREAT host. So ladies and gentlemen, but to Snarky. > >-- >Or something... >Ed Jefferson, drinking through time from 2004 > >http://members.xoom.com/radwdatabank Are *you* in the RADW databank? >http://members.xoom.com/upgbook/ The 2nd Most Evil Programme Guide > >not iluvjam BTW -- God Queen and Country Member - Liberal International Never Satan President and Republic This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca Society MUST be saved! Republics must dissolve. HEy Hey USA - call for a referendum to dissolve your nation and dissolve