From: Ed Jefferson Subject: ADRICs 2000 : Most Bizarre Poster Award Date: Thursday, 18 May 2000 4:05 Ed: Now, now, everyone, you know the rules. No-one leaves until this is over. However long it bloody well takes Ed: Now, I'm here to present, urm, an award? Snarky: The Snarky Award For the Most Bizarre Poster! Ed: Oh, yes. Ed: Ok, the Snarky Award For the Most Bizarre Poster, wasn't it? Crowd: GET ON WITH IT!!! Ed: Righto . Ok, honourable mentions to these people. Bloody hell, you lot started drinking before the first round! MH Stevens: I've told you, before, I *don't* drink. Oh and by the way, INTERFERENCE MUST BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN. Ed: Oh dear, that's the second time I've made him do that... In reverse order, the dishonourable mentions go to Zygon Curry, Gillian Walker, Bulldog, PMount7920, Dangermouse(?!?!?), Bernice Tomka, Kelly Robinson, Keith Brookes, Meddling Mick (again ?!?!?), Andrew O'Day, Adam Richards, Finn Clark, Pope Maddogg, (The Rev.) Billy Thompson, MH Stevens, Azaxyr, Ed Jefferson (you're all bastards), and last but not least (obviously, it's in reverse order!) Ronnie Clark. Ed: Ok, so let's get on the nominees. If you'll all look to the very expensive and worthwhile 2 mile wide Sony Holographic Imaging system above us, let's have some clips... Ok, first up is J2Rider aka Jerazk aka my beautiful wife. Ed: Shit! Keith, you'll have to turn it on. Keith: But it's high, I'm afraid! Ed: And next up, we have a photo of Keith and a Dalek that I downloaded from his computer... Ed: Ok, here's a classic J2Rider moment, funnily enough, bashing me: "No, I didn't admit I was thick. Just that I am a thick poster. It's hard to tack me to a wall. Hee Hee. Ed Jefferson go take a hike and try to spell your name right as you do. Heehee. LD? ED? ED, emotinally disturbed. That's it. It's not his name, it's what he is! Gotit! Hey, you, he blew it. He Blew it. I bet he blew it in South Croydon too." Ed: Next, everyone's favourite McCoy Basher, it's DBurns6554 aka DBurns6553 aka DBurns6552 etc. etc. I doubt anyone's ,missed his ranting, though he's become more subdued lately, and seems much nicer for it. Here's a good example of him in his prime though: ">It only suvived as long as it did >after '86 because of McCoy. I do not recommend mixing alcohol with drugs. The result can be fatal if you take too much of them." Ed: Now, a radw fave, it's Yads, or 'The Doctor', as he worryingly chooses to be known as. Subject: Attention Scots "You opinions on: Jamie MacCrimmon as a real Scots and Syl McCoy as a real Sctosman. -- God Queen and Country Member - Liberal International Never Satan President and Republic This is doctor@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doctor@nl2k.ab.ca Society MUST be saved! Republics must dissolve. Republics, call for a vote of dissolution and dissolve!" Ed: Next up is, the one, the only, THE Snarky! "Cuddles wrote: > > His Infernal Maleficence, Charles Daniels, writes: > > >Yes! Please Cuddles! Forgive him! It's just pathetic! > > Yes, *it* is pathetic, whatever *it* may be. He means my bashing you over the head about eight or nine times -- I forget how many times I did it, exactly -- in the thread where you failed to capitalize the letter -h- in *Hindu*. Well, I *had* to punish you -- the Demon Prince of Lust and I had a deal going... Anyroad, forgive me? Pleeeeeeaassse? I promise I'll *try* not to do it again -- Hail Eris! Snarky, loud and queer Demon of Mockery Organisation: Snarks of AErisia Department: Infernal Liaison/petty squabbling/confusion/dark humour Job title: Mockery Demon Address:#5-666 Pandemonium Lane, Pt. Confusion, Discordia, Chaos 00666!" And last, but never least is Chazzy D: "Keith Brookes wrote: > Charles Daniels wrote in message > Or the next blockbuster: > > "Here's a Script I Wrote While Sitting on the Can In Five Minutes" > > Pauly Shore says bu-udy a lot, and Carrot Top makes a lot of shitty jokes > that no one cares about. Ohh yeah, you're reamking a classic! Hey I had this idea... Carrot Top comes to the big screen in America to play...DOCTOR WHO! "Well I always loved the 3rd Doctor with his wacky gadgets, so I'm going to do Doctor Who JUST LIKE Pertwee! I even made my first device! It's an automatic spanking machine!"" Ed: And now, the runners up: DBurns is the fifth most bizarre poster on this ng. Charles Daniels, J2Rider, and Snarky are all equally bizarre, but nothing compared to our winner... You've guessed it, the winner, by a landslide is Yads! Care to collect your pri... You bastards... MH Stevens: BWA HA HA HA HA HA, INTERFERENCE MUST BURN! (no offense Mark, honest...) -- Or something... Ed Jefferson, drinking through time from 2004 http://members.xoom.com/radwdatabank Are *you* in the RADW databank? http://members.xoom.com/upgbook/ The 2nd Most Evil Programme Guide not iluvjam BTW